Specs Stylist Prints

'They suit you.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...