Cell Stylist Prints

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Bad hair day!

Doing the borders.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"