Cell Stylist Gifts

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...