Specs Specialist Gifts

Optometrist. How do they look? Great! How do they see?

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Drool Marks

"I see you've security marked your property."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

AI Safety Officer

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Design Artiste

Information Tightrope.

Say cheese!

Bowling ball head.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'They suit you.'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."