Electronics Specialist Gifts

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

Graduation Day. Today's the big day! We've finished our training and are getting our assignments! A car dealership! An electronics superstore! A birthday party! Where are you going, Ernie? This is a perfect fit! A place to utilize all of my skills! A chiropractor's office!

Electronics were up, and so was Albert.

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Invest in technology."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Early Colour TV

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Fixing the Computer.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Battery Lighthouse

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'