Electronics Advisor Gifts

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

Evolution.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

Early Colour TV

AA Meeting Here Today

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Battery Lighthouse

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'