Electronics Dealer Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Successful business moving to smaller premises

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Early Colour TV

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

AA Meeting Here Today

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Battery Lighthouse

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Stupid Microwave

Man and Machine snoozing