Electronics Sales Associate Gifts

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Rage.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Early Colour TV

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes