Electronics Salesperson Gifts

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'You mean in the time it took me to walk from the counter to here this device has become obsolete?'

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

'And of course, built in obsolescence.'

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Service plan 24-7

"Do you take cyrptocurrency?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Widescreen TV.

'Super size me!!'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

Consumer care and technologies

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'It's about to restart.'

STRIP Hambone: Forecasting inflation

'That's our latest in portables.'

A Spider checking out Webcams.

STRIP Hambone: Successful business moving to smaller premises

Electronics HDTV. Flat Screen Sale. A thin IV is great for today's shallow programming. Sale.