Electronics Salesperson Pillows

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'You mean in the time it took me to walk from the counter to here this device has become obsolete?'

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

'And of course, built in obsolescence.'

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Service plan 24-7

"Do you take cyrptocurrency?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Super size me!!'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

Consumer care and technologies

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'It's about to restart.'

'That's our latest in portables.'

A Spider checking out Webcams.

STRIP Hambone: Successful business moving to smaller premises

STRIP Hambone: Forecasting inflation

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'I thought an applet was a small piece of fruit.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer has something that will last a life-time

"The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is a car salesman knows when he's lying."