Electronics Store Employee Pillows

"I'm looking for a TV with a remote that has fewer buttons than my age."

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

Electronics HDTV. Flat Screen Sale. A thin IV is great for today's shallow programming. Sale.

'Super size me!!'

Pedestrian shuts off store window display.

'Why the extra bit on the screen?'

'The retina display is giving me the evils.'

'They're all guaranteed to be obsolete by Boxing Day!'

'Do you have one with a mouse?'

'That's our latest in portables.'

Child as technical advisor

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Bob's DIY Store

"Proper I.Q. required"

Widescreen TV.