Computer Store Employee Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

"And in case of a data crash, this model has an airbag!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Men's Prayer Group.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Super size me!!'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Children line up to talk to Santa

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

Pork Lift

Consumer care and technologies

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'

'That's our latest in portables.'

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."