Electronics Store Employees Pillows

Consumer care and technologies

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

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Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Bob's DIY Store

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Super size me!!'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Service plan 24-7

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

music store

Pork Lift