Computer Store Staff Pillows

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Gone Phishing'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

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Hand sanitizer

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Men's Prayer Group.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

How much would you take off for cash?

'Do you have any duck tape?'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Super size me!!'

"Proper I.Q. required"

Bob's DIY Store

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

Pork Lift

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

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