Hardware Store Worker Pillows

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Bucket handlesDoor handlesLove handles.

'Before recycling, try duct tape'

"Find it yourself!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

Witch Hardware

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

"Proper I.Q. required"

Bob's DIY Store

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Super size me!!'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Children line up to talk to Santa

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Pork Lift

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