Store Worker Pillows

Summer of 2020

"Seems we're always on our feet around here."

Killer Executive Suits.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

But is it organic?

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

New Suit.

New Shoes.

"How was work?"

Friday

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"We need a union!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .