Stockroom Worker Pillows

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Stationery Shop

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Time Clock

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Speeding Forklift

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Top - Perhaps

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'