Stockroom Worker Gifts

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Cook in the cookery section.

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"I'd say business was brisk."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

SupermarketAwful Market.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Time Clock

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'