"This one's just like being at a real theatre."
Electronics Retail Worker Pillows
Relax with pillows printed with funny and appreciative designs for electronics retail workers. Ideal for adding a touch of humor and comfort to their workspace or home.
Killer Executive Suits.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'
'She's so put together!'
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
Special offer on snakeskin ties.
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
A women in a shoeshop.
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
Friday
New Suit.
"How was work?"
'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
Sale! Weed Whackers
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
New Shoes.
'I'd like to return this, please.'
"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
"We need a union!'
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
Hardy Annuals
'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'
Unfinished Funiture Store.
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
Shoes Make The Man
Item #3715 - cozy cardigan
Electronics Retail Worker Pillows Collection
Electronics Retail Worker Mugs
Browse our selection of mugs tailored for electronics retail workers, featuring witty and thoughtful designs that brighten their day.
Electronics Retail Worker Prints
View our inspiring prints that celebrate the dedication and humor of electronics retail professionals, perfect for their workspace or home.
Electronics Retail Worker T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for electronics retail workers, blending humor and pride for a fun and practical gift.