Computer Store Employee Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

"And in case of a data crash, this model has an airbag!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

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'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

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'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Men's Prayer Group.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Do you have any duck tape?'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Super size me!!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Children line up to talk to Santa

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Pork Lift

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

Consumer care and technologies

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

George Appliances. That's right, this home theater system is co complete it even comes with a rude couple who sit behind you and guess the movie's plot twists.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'