Tech Store Employee Mugs

"Proper I.Q. required"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Men's Prayer Group.

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

I'd rather be phishing.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

'Hi, your IT section sent me to test the network sockets.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Super size me!!'

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'Do you have any duck tape?'