Electronics Salesman Pillows

'He's even brought his own remote control.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Evolution.

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

The Salesman

Early Colour TV

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

AA Meeting Here Today

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."