Electronics Salesman Pillows

'He's even brought his own remote control.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Evolution.

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Early Colour TV

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

AA Meeting Here Today

The Salesman

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card