Electronics Dealer Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Successful business moving to smaller premises

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Early Colour TV

AA Meeting Here Today

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Stupid Microwave

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"My best friend is my phone."