Electronics Retailer Gifts

'It's about to restart.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

Electronics shop Going out of business sale.

"And this model comes with electronic ignition."

"Now, these ones should last you at least a week."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'You don't need a 3 year warranty. It'll be obsolete in 6 months.'

Convinced his is watching the lastest in 3D technology, only later would Norman realize he was watching an old episode of Baywatch.

A Spider checking out Webcams.

Latest gadget with instructions: '...first evolve fingers the width of a chopstick.'

Widescreen TV.

Electrical goods shop resembles greengrocer's. Apple, Orange and Blackberry products are piled high outside.

"The computer is user friendly but is the price consumer friendly?"

"We can also sell you another remote control to help you locate this model."

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

'And if you're thinking of setting up an interactive sex site - might I recommend this easy to use web-cam.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Invest in technology."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

AA Meeting Here Today

Early Colour TV

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'