Electronics Retailer Prints

'It's about to restart.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

Electronics shop Going out of business sale.

"And this model comes with electronic ignition."

"Now, these ones should last you at least a week."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'You don't need a 3 year warranty. It'll be obsolete in 6 months.'

A Spider checking out Webcams.

Latest gadget with instructions: '...first evolve fingers the width of a chopstick.'

"The computer is user friendly but is the price consumer friendly?"

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

'And if you're thinking of setting up an interactive sex site - might I recommend this easy to use web-cam.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

Evolution.

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Early Colour TV

AA Meeting Here Today

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Fixing the Computer.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Battery Lighthouse

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'