Technology Retailer Prints

"Do you have one of those phones you can talk to people on?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gerald Ratner's return

Current location

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Moon Lander

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'