Phone Retailer Prints

"Yes, we will exchange your phone, but I doubt you purchased that phone here."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My computer just texted me."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Gerald Ratner's return

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Thermidor Dali

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Latest Aye Phone

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"