Phone Retailer Pillows

"Yes, we will exchange your phone, but I doubt you purchased that phone here."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"My computer just texted me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Gerald Ratner's return

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Thermidor Dali

Latest Aye Phone

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'I'm on the way!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'