Tech Retailer Pillows

'That's our latest in portables.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

Europa takes a selfie

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"So, how's your scary movie?"