Computer Retailer Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Computer retailer makes money by repairing them

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Gerald Ratner's return

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Widescreen TV.

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

Texting. Hardware. Software. Plans. Most of our business comes from word-of-thumb.

"It's just not the same."

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

e-procurement

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'

'It's about to restart.'

STRIP Hambone: Successful business moving to smaller premises

A Spider checking out Webcams.

'That's our latest in portables.'

STRIP Hambone: Forecasting inflation

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

'I thought an applet was a small piece of fruit.'

"Does that app drain your battery?"