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'I can't unlock this phone!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

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Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"My computer just texted me."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

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"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

And then a voice came down from the Lord...

RAISED BY PHONES

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

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