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'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

Evolution.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Hiding the electronics.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Invest in technology."

AA Meeting Here Today

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Early Colour TV

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'