Electronics Repair Specialist Gifts

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'

'It's swearing back at you.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

Service plan 24-7

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

Things you should know about...

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

'You say your picture's funny?...I'm surprised you got a picture at all. That's a microwave oven!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"