Computer Repair Professional Gifts

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Demonic Repossession.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Go on! Pick a card.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Caveman wheel repairers.

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Computer Frustration

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Genius Bar

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Whistler's Motherboard

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."