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'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Demonic Repossession.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Go on! Pick a card.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Caveman wheel repairers.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Genius Bar

Computer Frustration

"Nah, it can't just be that the plug's out. That would be too simple and inexpensive."

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

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