Computer Repairman Gifts

Little boy being punished in corner beside bag marked 'Little Computer Repairman'.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"You're late."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'