Computer Repair Specialist Gifts

"It looks like I'll be able to recover you 2014-15 accounts but I'm afraid your 'Naught and Nice' files are toast..."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

Man pouring glue into a printer.

'Your computer picked up viruses. . . An ounce of perversion costs a lot of pounds to cure.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'The bad news is your computer has a virus. The good news is it isn't possessed like you thought.'

I advise not to eat jelly doughnuts while working at your computer anymore."

"You realise that every one of those 'tuts' adds £50 to the bill..."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I think it hates me!"

Man stitching up a broken laptop screen.

'It did a barrel roll, then it did a crash and burn.'

STRIP Hambone: Tool-less computer repairman

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

'I think you've over charged me more than you usually over charged me.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Computers Support and Repairs: "We don't sell sledgehammers."

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

Computer repairs: A little lower and to the left

'The computer itself is okay but the chips are down.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Go on! Pick a card.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'