Hardware Specialist Gifts

'We're out of dohickeys. I recommend a thingamabob as a substitute.'

the hardware guy...unsung hero

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Hardware and software

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Information Tightrope.

I think our software is too hard and our hardware is too soft.

The Design Artiste

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.