Hardware Specialist Gifts

'We're out of dohickeys. I recommend a thingamabob as a substitute.'

the hardware guy...unsung hero

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Hardware and software

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

I think our software is too hard and our hardware is too soft.

The Design Artiste

Kevin had a computer virus.

Information Tightrope.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids