Service Specialists Gifts

Waiting staff

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"This is our soft opening."

Burnout Syndrome...

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Medical Examinations.

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"More croutons, sir?"

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Our Troubled Chowders

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Trust Your Doctor

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'