Service Specialists Pillows

Waiting staff

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"This is our soft opening."

Burnout Syndrome...

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Medical Examinations.

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"More croutons, sir?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Our Troubled Chowders

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

Trust Your Doctor

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'