It Specialists Pillows

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.

"On/Slightly Off"

Burnout Syndrome...

Meteorology Institute. And of course we use cloud-based storage for all our weather data.

The before-you-know-it-I'll-be-obsolete computer co.

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In the Guru District

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"