Information Specialists Pillows

Information booth and what to do with it.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You know too much,'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'