Serve Specialist Gifts

'Your serves are a little weak. Practicing with this ball should solve that problem.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Oh, that's definitely out!

'This serve will cost him,'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

Good Luck!

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Bowling ball head.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

WAITING ROOM

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

Waiting staff

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

Niche Marketing

"I knew I should've swiped left."

'One thing about this place - there's no waiting around between courses.'

Women Seeking Men

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."