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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

US and the EU

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Bowling ball head.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

"How?"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Economic model of the solar system.

At the golf detox clinic.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"I knew I should've swiped left."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Women Seeking Men

Stock Market Downturn

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

New US tariffs...