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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

US and the EU

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Bowling ball head.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"How?"

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Economic model of the solar system.

At the golf detox clinic.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"I knew I should've swiped left."

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Women Seeking Men

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Stock Market Downturn

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

New US tariffs...

Cuba open to foreign investment