Share Specialist Pillows

'That's the trouble with these Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Drool Marks

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'My final offer.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Trust Your Doctor

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

Niche Marketing

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

Before The Merger.

"We have no golden parachutes."

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."