Swap Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

US dollar rising and falling.

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Only used once

Samosas

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'The boss seems to think you have an unhealthy obsession with upgrading your computer. You're to check into rehab on Monday.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"You're in the wrong queue, sir. . . the 'Air-of-entitlement, upgrade-demands' counter, is over there."

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

"Sorry. Cash only."

"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

Pizza island.

Before-You-Know-It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Communications.