Gift Swap Enthusiast Pillows

"We had a great christmas. I've got some lovely presents to exchange"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Labrador Non-retriever

CEO.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'