Gift Swap Warrior Pillows

"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Labrador Non-retriever

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

December 24th and the December 26th.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

December 26th . . . The Returns

The art of wrapping.

Santa Claus

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

'It's a slipper, Dad, you'll be getting the other one as a Christmas present.'

"And your reason for returning the sweater?"

Artists Christmas Party

The Day After Christmas DAy

"What I'd like for my birthday. Please listen carefully as my menu has changed..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.

Holiday package opening set.

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."