Gift Exchange Pillows

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Santa Claus

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Labrador Non-retriever

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'