Gift Exchange Pillows

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"I'm dying to know who will be my secret Santa this year."

Santa Claus

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Labrador Non-retriever

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.